Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Leave the gun, take the canoli

Lise pointed this random truck out to me-- I must meet the owner!

Photos by Lise Silva

Blazer, Trousers, clutch, and loafers- Vintage (via La Petite Marmoset), Bustier- Kim Kardashian for Sears (and purchased in Nebraska no less, who knew?)

Story behind this bustier: This summer, I flew out to Lincoln, Nebraska for a wedding. Upon arrival at the Econo Lodge (3 stars, I might add), I soon realized that I had forgotten to pack underwear (never thought I would be typing this sentence).  Where to buy panties in a pinch out in the middle of nowhere? Sears of course! The last time I visited Sears to buy clothing, I was 10 and back to school shopping for turtlenecks with my mom, so I was skeptical as to what I would find--- I wasn't aware that the designer + bargain retailer collab fever that has made Target successful had also spread to the store where my grandma compares washing machines.  I was greeted by a ginormous poster of the Kardashians, diva wind and all, floating over a sprawling section of their namesake bodycon dresses, billowing blouses and chunky accessories. 

Here's where my snobbery ends. The stuff was actually kinda cute. I tried to look away but Chloe drew me in with her gaze.  Gahh! Aside from polka dot boy bottoms, I picked up an elegant gold collar necklace and this bustier When I got to the cashier, she looked down at my purchases, smiled warmly at me and asked if I was a big fan of Kim. Okay lady, I know what this looks like, but I promise i'm not buying because of your marketing scheme, I just really liked this stuff and I forgot my pantaloons! Not wanting to offend her I replied in the affirmative.  She asked if I wanted to keep the plastic Kardashians hanger since I liked them so much. This lady probably thinks I have a shrine or something

In the end, I loved my purchases, although that night I had a dream about Kris Jenner rolling around in a big mound of cash. :\

8 comments:

  1. This outfit is so chic! And that story cracks me up, hahaha asking you if you want to keep the hanger. And yea, that image of Kris Jenner rolling in dough is pretty disturbing... because it's probably what actually takes place in her house. lol

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    1. It's definitely what she does in her house. Like in Duck Tails. Oh the envy.

      And I love this outfit!!

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  2. Yeah, I don't know when's the last time I stepped in a Sears. But I'm not surprised that you saw cute items in the store, including the bustier.

    Meanwhile, you look fantastic in your menswear inspired look. With the right touch of femininity.

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  3. Love the story...cracking up hard over here! I could totally see your face at the register like K-mon lady.... I'm not a fan of the Kardashians...I actually HAVE fans of my own ahahhahha JK :) Too cute! Love this look, you are totally rocking it!

    xoxo
    K-

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  4. I love your blog and your quirky, original style! On a totally unrelated note, I was scouring ebay for one of a kind vintage finds today and came across this little number: http://www.ebay.com/itm/80s-LORALIE-original-Periwinkle-Purple-Sequined-Parrot-Peplum-Strapless-Dress-/280980394114?pt=Vintage_Women_s_Clothing&hash=item416bbc9082 It totally reminded me of your style so I had to share.

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    1. Thanks Melissa--- I LOVE THAT DRESS!!! I must have it! lol

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  5. LOL! Hilarious story, and I love the shoes!

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  6. Next business idea... Columbia Heights Trash Co! Slogan ideas...? ;)

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